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Anonymous asked: Can we pee together?

I suppose? Separate toilets, or is it going to get interesting?
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Anonymous asked: would you rather scoop out your eye with a spoon or shove an Xacto knife under your fingernail?
WouldI be scooping out my own eye? Either way, probably have to go with the Xacto knife. I like being about to see with both eyes, and eventually that pain would go away.
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Anonymous asked: I see your face in floor tiles everytime Im at the grocery store. It turns me on more than porn.

That would be interesting to witness…People getting turned on in the grocery store. It could be a game of sorts.
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Anonymous asked: I named my last orgasm after you

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Anonymous asked: what does your poop taste like
Freedom.

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Anonymous asked: when playing with your boobs do you ever accidently shoot milk into your eye?

Only on a bad day.
No, uh…seeing as boobs aren’t utters and I’m currently not pregnant or breastfeeding, there’s no milk to be shot anywhere.
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wtf you think ive been doing
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I use tumblr to get away from those people, this is a horrible idea.
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